| × I have broken someone’s bones. |
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (…and I’m not going to reveal it here) |
× I hate the rain. (FUCK no! I *LOVE* the rain!) |
| ✓ I’m paranoid at times. |
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Lypo here I come!) |
✓ I need/want money right now. |
| × I love sushi. (Only the cooked rolls.) |
× I talk really, really fast. |
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Only after brushing…) |
| × I have long hair. (…if you call 3-5mm of hair long, yes.) |
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (*sigh* unfortunately I’ve *never* been to Vegas) |
✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. |
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. |
× I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Yes I could. I’d just start screening all my calls.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (I’d only change how much I weigh, and I’m working on that.) |
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. |
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (Fuck you, we’re all gonna die!) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. |
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. |
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Long story) |
| × I have a hidden talent. (No, I’m pretty open about my talents) |
× I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (This depends on how much sleep I have) |
× I have a lot of friends. (I have a core group of close/best friends. The rest are really acquaintences. :-)) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. |
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (Only for short stints.) |
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. |
× I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (No, not really. I check every several days and that’s about that) |
× I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Bullshit! I love my mum!) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. |
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (See box #6 above – I haven’t passed out drunk in over 14 years.) |
✓ I’ve rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. |
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. |
× I want to have children in the future. |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (On a geriatric patient even. Ugh.) |
× I’ve called the cops on a friend before. |
× I’m not allergic to anything. (*sigh* Sadly, this is untrue. Dog/Cat hair, pollens… blah.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (ALWAYS!) |
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. |
× I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (Not so true anymore. Three summers ago, yes.) |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. |
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Yup. See box #6…) |
✓ I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. (Yup. Friend joined in too. It was fun.) |
| ✓ I own the “South Park” movie. |
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. |
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Garth Brooks FTW!) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (If it meant that they get to live, yes) |
✓ I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (It’s not easy being me.) |
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Nope, but I have, unfortunately, slept with a boss. *sigh* I was young and horny.) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I’m not a candy person.) |
× I have dated a close friend’s ex. |
✓ I am happy at this moment. (More like Content.) |
| × I’m obsessed with guys. |
✓ Democrat. |
× Republican. (Oh good lord no!) |
| × I don’t even know what I am. |
× I am punk rockish. |
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| × I study for tests most of the time. |
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. |
✓ I can work on a car. (Simple projects mind you.) |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (Yup. I get to play with toys all day – PCs, Macs, servers, desktops, etc…) |
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. |
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (Nope. Just three holes in my left ear (2x 6ga, 1x2ga) and one in my right (2ga)) |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. |
× I have jumped off a bridge. (I’ve *wanted* to, but don’t think I actually have.) |
× I love sea turtles. |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. |
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (One day, I’ll have my car paid off, and will get back to school.) |
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Drums baby!) |
| × I hate office jobs. |
× I went to college out of state. |
× I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. (BURN baby, BURN!) |
× I have thrown up from crying too much. |
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. |
× I adore bright colours. |
× I usually like covers better than originals. |
| ✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Not that I hate them per se, but they usually have crappy food. Outback is the exception to this rule, their steaks are always kickass!) |
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. |
× I can’t whistle. (*whistles*) |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. |
× I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. |
× I talk in my sleep. |
| × I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. |
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. |
× I wear a toe ring. |
| ✓ I have a tattoo. (12-step logo on my right arm…) |
× I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (This would be a yes, but the person recently quit. :-)) |
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (I’m *down* to six cans of soda a day. Ugh.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. |
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. |
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. |
× I’m an artist. |
× I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. |
× If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. (Actually, I’d live in a nudist colony. The human body is beautiful.) |
× I have terrible teeth. (Braces in High School means they look pretty decent these days.) |
| ✓ I hate my toes. |
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. |
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Most of my friends on the net are RL friends.) |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. |
× I am extremely flexible. (Not as much as I used to be.) |
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. |
× I smoke. |
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (WoW pwns j00!) |
| × Nobody has ever said I’m normal. |
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. |
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. (BUTCH!) |
✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Makes me feel like i’ve done something wrong.) |
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. |
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Prozac was my friend for about 5 years. I’m better now.) |
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can’t stand being alone. |
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. |
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| ✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. |
✓ I’m a judgmental asshole. |
✓ I’m a HUGE drama-queen. (But only over the little shit.) |
| ✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. |
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. |
× I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. |
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Does Sign Language count?) |
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (…Only if I’m tired.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Fanfiction owns me. :-() |
× I like reading fact more than fiction. |
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Who hasn’t?) |
| × I have no piercings. |
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Kansas City Airport, 1988 after DCI finals.) |
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Nope, my folks are still married after almost 43 years! If I’ve spent Christmas alone, it was by choice.) |
✓ There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. (See my answer about prozac above.) |
× I like most animals better than most people. |
| ✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Does one SNES and a NES emulator count as a collection?) |
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. |
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. |
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. |
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. |
× I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. |
× I dislike milk. |
× I obsessively wash my hands. |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. |
× Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. |
× I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. |
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. |
✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (…reveled in it even!) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. |
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. |
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. |
✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. |
× I don’t like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. |
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. |
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. |
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Not anymore. I used to… back in High School…) |
× I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. |
✓ I have a custom-built computer. |
× I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. |
✓ I’ve gone skinny-dipping. |
× I’ve performed in three plays. |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. |
× I’m Irish and loving it. |
× I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! |
× Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. |
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (See question about secrets above.) |
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. |
× I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. |
× I wish I was more open-minded. |
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. |
× I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. |
✓ I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. |
× I love playing Truth or Dare. |
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. |
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (Occasionally.) |
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. |
× I can only hate someone that I love. |
× I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
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