CDC WARNING!

anti-social personality disorders,

delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,

extreme cognitive dissonance,

inability to incorporate new information,

pronounced xenophobia and paranoia,

inability to accept responsibility for own actions,

cowardice masked by bravado,

uncontrolled facial smirking,

ignorance of geography and history,

tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,

categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalist and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Stranglers – (Get A) Grip (On Yourself)]]>