Taligator. It’s behind the cut. It’s also pretty horrible. *sigh* 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (your first pet and street name) Scruffy Main 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on mother’s side first name, favorite candy) George Whoppers (No, I won’t do your next porn flick) 3. YOUR “FLY GIRL/GUY” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name) Iste (this makes no sense. omgwtfbbq!) 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, fave alcoholic beverage) Snake Schnapps 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, city where you were born) Luke Wellington (Why can’t that be my Movie Star Name?) 6. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of opposite sex parent, cell phone Company you use) Sue Cingular (But what if I like Plural?) 7. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name) Stewrytim (don’t have a pet of my own, so I used my folks’ smallest…)]]>